Colin Casbolt The Bard

Colin Casbolt - "The Bard"

This idea came from a so called serious article in a Sunday newspaper discussing how people should politicise their sexuality. How - I honestly don't know. You are either straight or gay - it really doesn't matter and if you're into the weird and wonderful bizarre subcultures of sex the last thing you'd want to do is shout about it round the houses.

I personally think sex should be kept to the bedroom, the bathroom, the kitchen, the car, the beach, the lift or anywhere where two or more people are happy in reasonable privacy doing the things they enjoy with each other. Why should it be anyone elses problem!!

Politics of sex
Today I saw a program on sexual politics
Discussed by such a load of pricks

The labour party want to share
Their partners and their underwear
In group discussions they do debate
If you should screw on your first date

Collective bargains are their trip
So into one you'll cheaply slip
Though they might nationalise your wife
They'll keep a watch on your sex life

The Tories they have all the fun
With naked groping in the sun
They love to be hurt and love to spank
And from school habit have to wank

They like to treat sex as a farce
The working class can kiss their arse
Big Money buys young girls and boys
And lots of wondrous naughty toys

I don't think gays have sex no more
They have become a dreadful bore
They don't have partners or run around
They're very straight and safe and sound
The Communists they know their fate
They screw each Xmas for the state
They get turned on by turnip broth
And smelly grey old woolly cloth

The anarchist he can't get laid
Until his latest bomb he's made
And when the world is blown to grief
May be he'll seek some light relief

I thought the world was all sane
And merely dealt with Sadam Hussein
But obviously there's more to it
At the next poll I'll do my bit