Colin Casbolt - "The Bard"
Viagra is one of the latest weapons in the female armoury to make Man into a viable or "magnificent" sexual animal. We all know it has been tried before with beer, sexy underwear or soft lights and seductive music. Sadly as yet this wonder drug has not arrived on our shores so alas no glowing cheeks or springy heels.
However we have heard that there is a container ship just over the horizon loaded with pills and waiting to dock. Of course all medical centres are on full alert, oxygen tents have been erected, electric sussitation units are exchanging hands for vast sums and all leave is cancelled. - Watch this space for future developments.
Viagra
Last night I had Viagra punch
A little stoned and out to lunch
But in the morning came the thrill
To truly see that it was real
I woke to see my friendly prick
A huge great monster, tall and thick
A shining tower of strength and bliss
I phoned my girl to tell her this
I said "Come round without delay
Or with remorse you'll surely pay
I don't care if you are stoned or caned
If you're not here it's in my hand"
The morning sun gave it a glint
As hungry it stood for its stint
I really felt so proud and bold
A dick like that in one so old
My love, she came, she shrieked and cried
"It's lovely, huge and hard" she sighed
"It doesn't wilt, it doesn't droop
It sends me spinning through the loop"
She screamed and moaned and screwed all day
As i found out the price to pay
This pill might be good for your tart
But lads "watch out, don't loose your heart"
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